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Dutton Sends Colleagues Holiday Snaps Of Him Shooting A Puppy
Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton who is currently holidaying in America has sent his colleagues video footage of him shooting a puppy. ”America is a great place and full of opportunity,” said the Dark Lord. ”Previously I have… Read More ›
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ScoMo Blasts Albo Over Taking Too Long To Stage Any Flood Zone Photo Shoots
Former PM Scott Morrison has blasted the current PM Anthony Albanese over the delays flood victims have faced in being involved in any staged photo shoots with any politicians. ”I know that there’s a lot of work to be done… Read More ›
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Joyce Tells Flood Victims To Steer Clear Of Water As The Rights Belong To The Nationals
Former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce has issued a warning to those affected by flooding to steer clear of the water and under no circumstances try to sell off the rights as it belongs to the National party. ”To those currently… Read More ›
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NSW Premier Tells Flood Victims No Cent Will Be Spared To Protect John Barilaro
NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet has today moved to reassure the State’s residents that no cent will be spared in protecting the State’s number one citizen John Barilaro from any form of flood or storm damage. ‘We’ve seen some awful and… Read More ›
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NSW Declared Most Livable State For Those Named John Barilaro
Free Loader magazine has this week declared that the Australian state of NSW is the most livable state in the World for those with the name John Barilaro. ”If you are named John Barilaro then the state of NSW is… Read More ›
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Greens Fume After Albo Refuses To Fund Their Weekly Drum Circle
The Greens have today released an angry press release condemning Prime Minister Anthony Albanese after the PM refused to fund the parties weekly drum circle. ”How does Anthony expect us to get anything done without our weekly drum circle?” Asked… Read More ›
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