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Barnaby Tells ScoMo That He Won’t Take Christensen To ‘The Farm’
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out to ‘the Farm’ no matter what the Member for Dawson says. ”George is my mate and… Read More ›
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Nation Surprised To Learn That The PM’s Creepy Mate Is Against Jabbing Kids
Australian’s have been surprised to learn that the PM’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen is against jabbing children. ”Yeah, that’s a bit of a surprise if I’m honest,” said Mackay based Tradie Steve Armstrong. ”I mean with… Read More ›
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Man Who Believed Sanctity Of Marriage Threatened By Marriage Equality Set To Have A Crack At His 2nd Marriage
Barnaby Joyce a prominent opponent of marriage equality, as he believed it threatened the sanctity of marriage has announced he has proposed to the woman who he left his first wife for and she has said yes. ”Everyone loves a… Read More ›
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Australia Wonders What ScoMo Will Stuff Up Next
After a week in which the country has suffered through a severe shortage of Rapid Antigen Tests with Covid running wild and now appearing to be at war with Serbia over the fallout from Novak Djokovic’s visa issues, the majority… Read More ›
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PM Tipped To Replace Lyon In 5th Test As He’s A Superior Spinner
The Australian Cricket team is poised to pull a selection stunner by naming Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison in the team replacing Nathan Lyon, after Selectors saw the PM demonstrate his mastery of spin at his latest press conference. ”Did… Read More ›
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PM’s Creepy Mate Launches A Podcast Demands Kids Be Forced To Listen
The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has launched a podcast and demanded that the PM make it compulsory for all Australian school students to listen to it as part of the curriculum. ”I’m a big important man and everyone… Read More ›
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