PM’s Creepy Mate Launches A Podcast Demands Kids Be Forced To Listen

The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has launched a podcast and demanded that the PM make it compulsory for all Australian school students to listen to it as part of the curriculum.

”I’m a big important man and everyone should listen to what I have to say,” said the Member for Dawson. ”Besides, if the PM doesn’t promote my podcast I won’t have him on as a guest.”

”And I’ll bring down the Government.”

When asked for his thoughts on his creepy mate’s podcast the PM said: ”It’s good to see Georgey boy getting out there and being productive.”

”After all, idle hands are the devil’s playthings.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, George’s sound engineer has called in sick and he’s asked me if I can step in and handle it.”

Mark Williamson


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