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ScoMo Sends Lil’ Danny Tehan To Chat To The Bikies About Scoring Some Vacc
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has asked his colleague little Danny Tehan to get on the blower and have a chat with the local bikie gangs about scoring up a couple of million doses of vaccine. ”In… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Australia That There’s Enough Thoughts And Prayers For Everybody
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers. ”I know people are a bit frustrated… Read More ›
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ScoMo Defends Barnaby’s Reputation With Women: ”He’s Impregnated 2 Of Them”
Prime Minister ScoMo has hit the media trail to defend his deputy (for now) Barnaby Joyce’s reputation with Women, telling all who will listen that Barnaby is great with Women, as he’s fathered 4 and impregnated 2. ”I know a… Read More ›
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Victoria Facing A Massive Outbreak Of Schadenfreude
The State of Victoria is facing a massive outbreak of schadenfreude. The outbreak occurred in the same week that the state of NSW had an explosion of Covid cases with near lockdown restrictions enforced. ”To the people of NSW I… Read More ›
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Rinehart Calls Joyce The Best Retail Politician That Money Can Buy
Australia’s wealthiest person Gina Rinehart has described the current deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as the best retail politician that money can buy. ”Gina is a very big fan of Barnaby Joyce,” said a source that works very closely with… Read More ›
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EXCLUSIVE: Coalition Agreement Leaked
The confidential agreement between the Liberals and Nationals that is set to be signed this week following Barnaby Joyce’s ascension to the Nationals leadership has been leaked to the media. The agreement was drafted on the back of a beer… Read More ›
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