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Milkshakes, Tacos And Where The Bloody Hell Are You? Colleagues Begin To Doubt That Scotty Is From Marketing
The failure of the Government’s most recent campaign around the issue of consent which was centered around tacos, milkshakes and sharks combined with his previous failures as head of Tourism Australia has the PM’s colleagues beginning to doubt that he… Read More ›
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Barnaby Ecstatic To Learn That Parliament House Now Has Taco Tuesday With Free Milkshakes
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues how excited he was to learn that Parliament house is now doing Taco Tuesdays with a free milkshake. ”Let me tell you there is no bigger fan of the old… Read More ›
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Sky News Celebrates Alan Jones’ Record Ratings Number Of 8 Actual Viewers
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has touted the recent ratings success of broadcaster Alan Jones after the recently turned octogenarian cracked the elusive 8 actual viewers number. ”What a great result Alan has delivered to us, 8 whole viewers,”… Read More ›
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Christensen Begs PM To Move Travel Bubble From New Zealand To The Philippines
Australia’s Member for Manila George Christensen has begged the PM to move the planned Australia New Zealand travel bubble from New Zealand to the Philippines. ”The PM needs to get his head in the game and focus on what’s important,… Read More ›
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ScoMo Sends Little Danny Tehan Down To The Shops For Some Milk And Vaccines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has sent his buddy little Danny Tehan down to the shops to pick up some milk and 25 million doses of vaccine – the good type, not the clotty type. ”I have full faith… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Christina Holgate That The Apology Is ”In The Mail”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has stated that he has apologised to former Australia Post CEO Christina Holgate for calling her out over her awarding Cartier watches as bonuses, saying that the apology is in the mail. ”The issue… Read More ›
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