The failure of the Government’s most recent campaign around the issue of consent which was centered around tacos, milkshakes and sharks combined with his previous failures as head of Tourism Australia has the PM’s colleagues beginning to doubt that he is in fact really from marketing.
“Scotty did really well to win us the last election, but come on using tacos and milkshakes to talk to kids about consent, what planet is he living on,” said a Government Insider. ”This type of chat may be cool when he’s with his churchy mates but the majority of Australians aren’t happy clappers.”
“Come on ScoMo, who the bloody hell are you?”
When reached for comment on his recent failures around marketing, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I do not see this as a failure, I mean you are here now talking about milkshakes with me.”
”Maybe it is true that my milkshakes bring all the reporters to the yard.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, all this talk of milkshakes has me yearning for Engadine Maccas.”
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