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Porter To Trade IR Laws For ‘A Younger Model’
Australia’s Attorney General and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Christian Porter has announced that he intends to trade in Australia’s current Industrial Relations laws for a much younger model. “It gets to a point in every countries life when they… Read More ›
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NSW Police Pledge To Strip Search Every 12 Year Old In The State In An Effort To Stamp Out Corona
The NSW Police force have pledged to make amends for their quarantine bungle over the weekend in which 2 German tourists were allowed to on travel to Melbourne, by strip searching every 12 year old child in the State, in… Read More ›
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Andrews Bolt Declares I’m a CoUNT……ry Boy At Heart As He Leaves Melbourne
Sky News presenter and blogger Andrew Bolt has bid farewll to the city of Melbourne by declaring that he is really a CoUNTry boy at heart and announced a move out of the city and into the country. “Alas, Melbourne… Read More ›
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Streaming Giant STAN To Produce Wacky New Comedy ‘Young Hitler’
Australian streaming service STAN has announced that they will start producing a wacky new comedy, Young Hitler to be filmed in Geelong and directed by award winning Snow Town director Justin Kurzel. “For too long people have looked at Hitler… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Tells The Team To Tag Xi Jinping In His Next Daggy Dad Facebook Post
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his 1,000 plus media team to tag in Chinese’s General Secretary Xi Jinping in his next daggy Dad photoshoot post in an effort to bring calm between the two nations. “Scotty really… Read More ›
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Christensen Demands That The PM Get The Jets To Manila And Bring The Capital’s Ping Pong Team Back To Him
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing deploy the air force to the Philippines and bring the Manilla girls ping pong team to Mackay. ”Scotty made a promise to all Australians… Read More ›
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