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• Government Announces Plans To Mine Clive Palmer For Gas

  By theunozblog on 23/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Energy Minister Angus Taylor has today announced that the Federal Government plans to go all in on gas, with plans to start mining eccentric Queensland billionaire Clive Palmer. ”The Morrison Government is firmly committed to gas,” said a spokesman for… Read More ›

• Craig Kelly Calls On The Government To Appoint Gary Ablett Sr As Chief Health Officer

  By theunozblog on 21/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Science Craig Kelly has called upon the Government (which he is still a part of) to appoint former AFL player Gary Ablett Sr as the countries new Chief Medical Officer. ”It’s time this Government… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Upset That Jen And The Kids Are Too Busy For This Week’s Curry Night

  By theunozblog on 18/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has expressed his disappointment to colleagues that his wife Jen and daughters were all too busy to attend this week’s family curry night. “Poor Scotty, he loves curry night but this week it will… Read More ›

• Barilaro Offers Compromise By Proposing To Send Koalas On An All Expenses Paid Cruise On The Ruby Princess

  By theunozblog on 17/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW deputy Premier (for now) John Barilaro has offered to compromise on his threat to blow up the Government, by proposing that all koalas in the state are sent on an all expenses paid cruise on the Ruby Princess. ”Look,… Read More ›

• Barilaro Demands That Gladys Let Him Kill A Koala Or He’ll Piss On The Floor Of Parliament

  By theunozblog on 16/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW’s deputy Premier John Barilaro has threatened to piss all over the floor of NSW Parliament unless the Premier, who he is allegedly a part of a coalition Government still in coalition government with, allows him and his Nationals colleagues… Read More ›

• ScoMo Calls Trump To Offer Assistance Like A Holiday To Port Douglas To Help Fight California Bushfires

  By theunozblog on 15/09/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called US President Donald Trump to offer the country assistance like a holiday to Port Douglas to help fight the raging California bushfires. ”I know myself that last summer whilst Australia burned my… Read More ›