Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has expressed his disappointment to colleagues that his wife Jen and daughters were all too busy to attend this week’s family curry night.
“Poor Scotty, he loves curry night but this week it will just be him flying solo,” said a Spokesperson for the Prime Minister. ”It’s unusual for Jen and the girls to miss curry night.”
”The PM was saying that he texted the photo of him holding a wombat to Jen and the girls as well as a reminder for curry night and the next thing he knew they responded that they had other plans.”
When asked whether the PM was actually going to cook a wombat curry, his Spokesperson said: ”Of course not, we all know that you make wombat stew not curry.”
”Besides, old mate John Barilaro dropped by to give the PM some crow, he’d promised koala but Gladys said that he had to eat crow instead.”
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