NSW deputy Premier (for now) John Barilaro has offered to compromise on his threat to blow up the Government, by proposing that all koalas in the state are sent on an all expenses paid cruise on the Ruby Princess.
”Look, I may have been a bit harsh on the koalas, so hear me out, let’s send them on a cruise,” said the deputy Premier. ”After all the Ruby Princess is sitting there unused, why not kill two koalas, err, I mean two birds with one ship.”
”I’m sure my colleague Gladys Berejiklian will be keen to get cruise ships going in and out of Sydney again.”
When asked why he was so anti-koala, the deputy Premier said: ”Well look at the lazy buggers. They sleep twenty plus hours a day and only eat eucalyptus leaves despite them having bugger all nutritional value.”
”They also never offer to take their local member out for dinner or offer up a campaign contribution, do they?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to talk to the Premier about blowing up the Government if I don’t get a better parking space at parliament house.”
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