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Channel 7’s Sunrise Launches #NotAllKarens Campaign
In an attempt to stem the unjust and sweeping anti-white racist rhetoric of ‘Ok Karen,’ the racially and economically diverse panel on Channel 7’s Sunrise show have launched the “#NotAllKarens” campaign this week. “The campaign is to tackle the slew… Read More ›
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Berejiklian Calls For NSW Residents To Say A Prayer And Spare A Dollar For The Star Casino
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called on all NSW residents to say a prayer for their local casino and to also spare a dollar or a pay check to put through the Star’s pokie machines when they reopen. “We expected… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Hopes His Trip To The Footy Inspires Victorians In Lockdown
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has extended his well wishes to those in Victoria currently in lockdown and he hopes that they will take inspiration from his trip over the weekend to the footy to watch his beloved Cronulla Sharks…. Read More ›
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Dutton Prepares For Move To Defence By Googling ‘Military Coup’
The Government’s current Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been busily researching his rumoured new Ministry, that of defence by learning all he can about ‘Military coups.’ “I’ve always prided myself on being across my brief,” said the… Read More ›
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Barnaby Calls To Be Made Special Envoy To Melbourne Hotel Security
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has offered to step in as Special Envoy to Melbourne Hotel security, in an effort to help Victoria stop the spread of covid-19. “Victorians are doing it tough and when I heard of security… Read More ›
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Missing PM Prompts George Christensen To Offer To Search For ScoMo In Manila
With reports of Prime Minister Scott Morrison being ‘missing in inaction’ National’s member George Christensen has volunteered to lead the search party and will do so starting in Manila. “When my country needs me I am there,” said the Member… Read More ›
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