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• AMA: Teen Cases Of Wrist RSI Skyrocketed In March

  By theunozblog on 02/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Members of the Australian Medical Association (AMA) have reported a surge in the cases of wrist RSI in teenagers during the month of March, as the country slowly moves into lock down. “With the country moving towards lock down we… Read More ›

• IPA Demands That The Government Stop Subsidising Low Income Workers And Instead Focus On The Rich

  By theunozblog on 01/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think-tank’ (sic) the IPA has demanded that the Government stop subsidising low to middle income earners and instead focus their bail out funds on looking after the richer members of society. ”There’s no use giving valuable… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells The Nation’s Billionaires To Pull Their Weight And Give Something Back

  By theunozblog on 01/04/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the nation’s billionaires to start pulling their weight and give something back to the country instead of demanding bail outs and tax breaks. “Times are tough and the country needs our billionaires to… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Tells People To Not Buy Puzzles But Instead Try To Interpret One Of His Speeches

  By theunozblog on 30/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for the Australian people to not go outside to buy puzzles but instead stay inside gather the kids around and as a family try to work out what he is trying to say… Read More ›

• Covid-19 Rages On Despite The 800 Million Infectious Disease Experts On Facebook

  By theunozblog on 27/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The world’s number of fatalities and cases has continued to soar despite the hundreds of millions of infectious disease experts providing advice on Facebook. The multitudes of specialists have been sharing their own medical opinion as well as debunking common… Read More ›

• Queen Pissed After MI5 Infect The Wrong Son With Covid-19

  By theunozblog on 26/03/2020 • ( 5 )

  

  Palace sources have indicated that Queen Elizabeth is apparently ropeable that the Nation’s security service MI5 have infected Prince Charles instead of Prince Andrew with the Covid-19 virus. “The Queen was furious when she learned that her heir Charles was… Read More ›