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• Malcolm Roberts Calls On Supermarkets To Limit Aluminium Foil Purchases To One Pack Per Person

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called upon Australia’s supermarkets to impose limits on the purchases of aluminium foil, to one pack per customer to counter so-called panic buying. “Whilst I am yet to be convinced that this… Read More ›

• NSW Orders All Citizens To Self-Isolate At Their Local RSL And To bring Cash

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to self-isolate at their local RSL club and to bring along cash to spend on the pokies whilst they are there. “We have to do everything we can to stop the novel… Read More ›

• Nation’s Drug Dealers Call For Government Bailout Following Fashion Week’s Cancellation

  By theunozblog on 16/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Nation’s drug dealers have called upon the federal Government to put together a bailout package for the industry, following the news that Australian fashion week had been cancelled due to the Covid-19 pandemic. “Mate this is an absolute disaster,”… Read More ›

• Men Panic That If All Sport’s Cancelled They May Have To Start Talking About Their Feelings

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  With serious talk of major sporting competitions being cancelled due to COVID-19, panic is spreading amongst the world’s men that they could be left with nothing to talk about except for their emotions. “Even our semi-abusive banter that passes for… Read More ›

• NSW Premier Orders Hospitals To Hand Over All Sanitisers And Face Masks To RSL’s And Pokies Venues

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all hospitals in the state to hand over their supplies of hand sanitisers and face masks to the state’s RSL’s. The move is designed to ensure that the RSL’s, in particular their pokies rooms… Read More ›

• Book Excerpt: A Bigger Picture An Autobiography By Malcolm Turnbull

  By theunozblog on 13/03/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  When choosing a title for one’s autobiography, one needs to consider how the title will be viewed – not only for the present, but in decades to come when it is being studied by scholars and school children alike. I… Read More ›