NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all hospitals in the state to hand over their supplies of hand sanitisers and face masks to the state’s RSL’s. The move is designed to ensure that the RSL’s, in particular their pokies rooms can keep operating during the current pandemic.

“We need to prioritise the state’s resources and well quite frankly RSL’s or more specifically pokies rooms are the state’s most vital resource,” said the NSW Premier. “What with the constant money handling and the amount of elderly pensioners we need keep them safe.”

“Especially considering the Prime Minister has handed out $750 to a bunch of pensioners and new start recipients that money needs to find it’s way to the pokies.”

When asked how she expected hospitals in NSW to cope without face masks and hand sanitisers, the Premier said: “They’ll survive, they can use soap and water like the rest of us. ”

“Besides, people in hospital tend to not gamble or buy property so are they really that great of a loss.”

“I will however move to assure anyone who does get sick at an RSL, that all efforts will be made to make you better and ensure that you keep gambling.”

Mark Williamson

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