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Barnaby Joyce Calls For An End To Animal Vasectomies
Former deputy prime minister and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has called on the Government to outlaw the practice of animal vasectomies. Following the incident in Newtown NSW where a Baboon escaped his impending vasectomy. “It’s time we put an… Read More ›
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Dutton Plans To Jail All Lefties In An Attempt To Control The Right Wing Crazies
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has announced a plan to jail all Australian lefties in an attempt to protect the country from right-wing extremists. The move comes after a briefing from ASIO warning of the danger of right-wing… Read More ›
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Joyce Ramps Up His Protest Against The Bonk Ban By Interrupting Other Politicians Press Conferences
Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed families man Barnaby Joyce has ramped up his protest against the Government’s so-called ‘Bonk Ban’ by pledging to disrupt other politicians at their place of work until the ban is over turned. Mr Joyce… Read More ›
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ScoMo Refuses To Commit To No Net Emissions At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has told reporters that it is just not feasible for his Government to commit to no net emissions at Engadine Maccas before the year 2050. “My Government is doing all it can to cut back on our… Read More ›
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Column: The Left Is Never Right by Alan Moans
Welcome to what is the first of hopefully many columns from myself Alan Moans for theunaustralian.net. I must admit I was somewhat surprised when a bunch of filthy lefties like theunaustralian.net contacted me to write for them. But I said… Read More ›
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Failed Politician To Try His Hand At Failing As A Journalist
Failed politician Cory Bernardi has announced his intentions to try his hand at failing in a new career as a journalist. With the unpopular former MP signing on to work with niche media outlet Sky News. “My voice needs to… Read More ›
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