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• Christensen Furious That The Manila Table Tennis Club Got No Funding From Bridget McKenzie

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Coalition’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has launched a furious attack on his Coalition colleague Bridget McKenzie after she failed to allocate any funding to the Manila Table Tennis Club of which he is a patron in the last… Read More ›

• ScoMo Convenes A Focus Group To Workshop A New Nickname

  By theunozblog on 22/01/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has put together a focus group to workshop a new nickname after rejecting Scotty From Marketing. A nickname bestowed upon him by the satirical publication The Betoota Advocate. “The Prime Minister is definitely a man of the… Read More ›

• ScoMo Waits For A Plague Of Locusts To Hit Canberra Following The Hail

  By theunozblog on 21/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo is currently hunkered down in a Canberra bunker awaiting the arrival of a plague of locusts that he believes will hit Canberra following the city yesterday being hit by a plague of hail. ”The Prime Minister is… Read More ›

• Bridget McKenzie Appointed Special Envoy For Driving Tourism To Marginally Held Electorates

  By theunozblog on 20/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Scotty from Marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has today announced that he has appointed beleaguered National’s Minister Bridget McKenzie as a Special Envoy for Tourism. Special Envoy McKenzie will be charged with leading a push to drive tourists both local… Read More ›

• Government Introduces New INCREDIBLY Optional Code Of Ministerial Conduct

  By theunozblog on 17/01/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  In response to the Auditor General’s finding that a $100m program of sports funding was used to “pork barrel”, the Federal Government has decided to implement a new code for ministers reminiscent of the Howard Government’s Code of Conduct. To… Read More ›

• George Christensen Organises Fundraiser For Filipino Victims Of The Australian Bushfires

  By theunozblog on 14/01/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison Government’s Minister for Manila George Christensen has been kept busy trying to organise a fundraiser for Filipino victims of the Australian bushfires. “The bushfires in Australia are taking an horrific toll not just here but abroad,” said the… Read More ›