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Sydney Airport To Name Baggage Carousel In Honour Of Missing Prime Minister ScoMo
Sydney airport has today announced that they will pay tribute to missing Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison by naming a baggage carousel in his honour. ”In times like these we need to honour those who have served their country and… Read More ›
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ScoMo Concerned That Bushfires Will Skip Containment Lines And Spread To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has been heard telling locals in a bar in Oahu that he fears that the bushfires currently ravaging New South Wales may break the containment lines and potentially spread all the way to… Read More ›
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Prime Minister Blames Heatwave On Bushfires
Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced today that the current heatwave conditions ravaging most parts of Australia were not caused by climate change, but by the bushfires currently incinerating Australia. Scomo told a packed Engadine Maccas: ” I’m no scientist, but… Read More ›
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Dutton Sends Elf On The Shelf To Manus Island
Minister for the Dark Arts and wanna be Prime Minister Peter Dutton announced this morning that: “He had released an all-points bulletin to the AFP and his own private army Border Force to round up all these ‘Elf on the… Read More ›
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Sky News Australia Names George Pell Its Person Of The Decade
Cable news (sic) channel Sky News Australia has today announced that it is naming convicted pedophile Cardinal George Pell as it’s person of the decade for the decade ending 2019. “The result was pretty unanimous amongst our talent,” said a… Read More ›
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Bolt Livid That Greta Not Pell Was Named Time Magazine’s Person Of The Year
Australian blogger Andrew Bolt is livid after news came through overnight that Swedish Climate crusader Greta Thunberg was named Time magazine’s person of the year rather than Bolt’s person of the year convicted pedophile George Pell. “This is an absolute travesty,” said… Read More ›
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