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Thoughts And Prayers Allocated To Drought Relief To Be Sent To Bush Fire Victims
The Morrison Government has moved quickly to reassure the victims of the horrific bush fires currently raging through Queensland and New South Wales that they will be fully resourced with thoughts and prayers. With the decision made to reallocate thoughts… Read More ›
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ALP Strategists Direct Albo To Be More Like ScoMo And ‘Visit’ Engadine Maccas
One of the key recommendations to come out of the Australian Labor Parties review in to their election loss was for their current leader Anthony Albanese to be more like Prime Minister ScoMo and maybe take a ‘visit’ to Engadine… Read More ›
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Coal Industry To Be Included In The Religious Freedom Act
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed that his Government’s planned Religious freedom act will include the coal industry as a religion thus preventing it from being boycotted or abused by those who identify as anti-coal. “My Government will always… Read More ›
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Bob From Accounts Loves His New Nickname ‘Ok Boomer’
Reports have filtered in that Bob from accounts is loving his new nickname ‘Ok Boomer’ that was bestowed upon him by the companies 20 something social media coordinator Jackson. “Gotta say I am absolutely stoked with my new nickname of… Read More ›
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Glue Industry Pissed Off That Dog Food Industry Gets All The Best Horses
The glue industry has issued a strongly worded press release today attacking the dog food industry for taking all the best deceased race horses and leaving them with the also-rans. “It’s time that the dog food industry got off it’s… Read More ›
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Katter And Hanson Team Up To Star In Dumb And Dumber 3
Queensland politicians Bob Katter and Pauline Hanson have announced that they will set their differences aside to work together on filming the third installment of the Dumb and Dumber franchise which will be filmed in QLD later this year. “I… Read More ›