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• Bolt Apologises To The Liberals After Learning That Gladys Liu Is Not In Fact A Labor Politician

  By theunozblog on 11/09/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Convicted racist and Sky News Presenter Andrew Bolt has apologised profusely to the Liberal party for grilling their politician Gladys Liu on his show The Bolt Report. Mr Bolt wanted it known that he was under the belief that the… Read More ›

• ScoMo Promises That Cashless Welfare Card Will Be Accepted At Engadine Maccas

  By theunozblog on 10/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has sought to reassure welfare recipients that the new cashless welfare card will be accepted at Engadine Maccas. “As a compassionate conservative I do practice tough love but not so tough as to deprive someone the relief… Read More ›

• Berejiklian To Fight ScoMo Over Cashless Welfare Cards Not Being Able To Be Used In Casinos

  By theunozblog on 09/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has come out strongly against Prime Minister ScoMo’s plans to issue welfare recipients with cashless welfare cards. With the Premier livid that the cards will exclude people on welfare from being able to… Read More ›

• An Idiot Abroad Starring Miranda Devine

  By theunozblog on 05/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Noted Australian columnist Miranda Devine has excitedly told colleagues of how she will be whisked away to New York to star in a re-boot of the television show, An Idiot Abroad. “News corp for sometime has been looking at new ways… Read More ›

• “My Husband May Be A C*nt But He’s Not A Monster,” Says Kirilly Dutton

  By theunozblog on 04/09/2019 • ( 4 )

  

  The wife of the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has come out strongly in his defence claiming that whilst ‘he may be a real c*nt he is definitely not a monster.’ “I’m sick and tired of people coming… Read More ›

• Boris Johnson Shows You Can Achieve Anything With Enough Privilege, Even If You’re Boris Johnson

  By theunozblog on 29/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Despite being Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson has scaled to great heights that would be impossible for any human being who was Boris Johnson minus all the bits of Boris Johnson involving extreme, unearned privilege. Despite being an empty vessel of… Read More ›