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Local Coke Dealers Resent Cross Fit Gyms Taking Away Their Clients
Local Cocaine dealers are up in arms after a number of their usual clients have turned their backs on them in favour of joining a cross fit gym. “Ah look mate it’s just not right you know,” said a dealer… Read More ›
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Guy Who Hasn’t Changed His Bong Water For 6 Years Worried The Chemicals In Detergent Are Poisoning Him
Shayne Fraser, a 38-year-old part-time IT consultant from Byron, has real concerns about whether the chemicals they put in everyday cleaning products like dish washing detergent are poisoning us all. “I dunno man, I just don’t trust that shit,” Mr… Read More ›
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Climate Emergency? Then Why Are These Scientists In Greenland Having A Tropical Beach Party?
The warming alarmists would have you believe we are facing a so-called “Climate Emergency”, but The (un)Australian has been given access to exclusive photos that paint a very different picture. Far from being gripped by panic, they show climate scientists… Read More ›
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Remake Of Mel Gibson’s What Women Want Tipped To Star Fred Nile
Minister, NSW Politician and self-appointed expert on all things female, Fred Nile has been tipped to star in the planned remake of the Mel Gibson film What Women Want. “We’ve been looking for someone to play the title role for a… Read More ›
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Australian Dairy Industry Begs Protesters To Throw Milkshakes Not Eggs At Nigel Farage
The Australian dairy industry has passionately pleaded with protesters to go with milkshakes instead of eggs when they protest UK Right wing ‘voice’ Nigel Farage’s visit to Australia next week. “This is not a political thing for us we just… Read More ›
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Hanson Blames Childhood Obesity On A Lack Of Guns In Schools
Australia’s leading bigot Pauline Hanson has used her latest paid appearance on Channel 9’s The Today Show to blame the current rising levels of childhood obesity on Australia’s gun laws. “Kids today feel safe going to school and as a result… Read More ›
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