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Americans To Be Armed With Thoughts And Prayers Compliments Of The NRA
The National Rifle Association (NRA) has announced that it plans to provide every American citizen with enough ‘thoughts and prayers’ to help keep them safe during the next inevitable mass shooting. “We here at the NRA are listening to the… Read More ›
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Joyce Argues That A Sperm Becomes A Human The First Time It’s Dad Sees His Staffer Across The Room
Little Aussie battler and current member of Parliament Barnaby Joyce has entered into New South Wales’ abortion debate declaring that in his eyes a sperm becomes a human the minute it’s owner sees their staffer from across the room. “In… Read More ›
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Balinese Economy Says Thank You Josh Frydenburg For The Tax Cut Fuelled Boost To The Economy
The Balinese economy has sent a big thank you to Australian Treasurer Josh Frydenburg for the tax cuts that the Treasurer implemented following this year’s budget. The tax cuts has meant that a higher than usual number of Australian’s have… Read More ›
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Australia’s Hopes For Ashes In Ruins After Bunnings UK Shuts Down
A devastated Australian Cricket team has had to go back to the drawing board in their plans for winning this year’s Ashes contest after learning that Bunnings hardware had closed their European operations. “This is quite a set back for… Read More ›
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Albo Announces Australia Wide DJ Tour In An Effort To Boost His Popularity
Opposition leader Anthony ‘Albo’ Albanese has reacted to the latest Newspoll by announcing that he will embark on a Nationwide DJ tour in an effort to boost his sagging popularity. “We’ve seen the polls and to be fair it is… Read More ›
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Nation Shocked To Discover Casino Linked To Criminality
Two days on from a 60 Minutes expose and the Australian nation is still reeling from the unprecedentedly shocking news that a casino has been linked to criminal elements. Every single Australian who missed the ABC Four Corners report on… Read More ›
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