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Peter Dutton Tells Islamic Leaders To Take The Blame For Him Not Being Prime Minister
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has launched a blistering attack on Australia’s Islamic leaders claiming they are to blame for his failed attempt to take the Prime Ministership earlier this year. “It’s time the Islamic community rallied behind the… Read More ›
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‘This Is Just Who I Am,’ Says Man Who Apparently Always Has A Huge Bus Drive Around With His Mug On It
“Campaigning? Mate, this is just who I am,” says Prime Minister Scott Morrison, confirming that he actually always has a bus with a giant pic of his mug and campaign slogans drive around the state of Queensland while he flies… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Tells Luke Foley To Take A Long Hard Look At Himself
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has lashed out at former NSW Opposition leader Luke Foley over the alleged allegations made against him and told him to take the time to have a long, hard, look at himself. “Mr Foley… Read More ›
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Public Appalled At NSW Opposition Leader What’s His Name’s Disgusting Behaviour
The release of a statement from an ABC Journalist alleging inappropriate behaviour from the NSW Opposition leader has been met with anger from the general public. “What a disgusting thing to do,” said Marrickville-based tradesperson Ian Spalding. “I’ll be honest… Read More ›
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Friends Amazed By Bald Guy’s Uncanny Resemblance To Other Bald Guy
Close friends of a follically challenged shire man have noted that he looks spookily like another bald guy they see around the place. “I swear Gerry and this other guy could be twins,” said Sutherland car horn detailer Ben Weatherby… Read More ›
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Latham And Hanson Sitting In A Tree H-A-T-I-N-G
Rumours have been swirling around the parliamentary schoolyard that One Nation leader Pauline Hanson and former Labor leader Mark Latham have been spotted sitting in a tree H-A-T-I-N-G. “I don’t like to tattle but I did spot Pauline with that… Read More ›
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