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Dutton Announces The Death Penalty For Anyone Who Tampers With A Potato
Following the recent spate of needles being found in strawberries and other assorted fruits the Minister for the Home Affairs Peter Dutton has announced as a preventative measure that anyone caught tampering with a potato will be put to death…. Read More ›
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NRL Blames Low Finals Attendance On Sub-Par Stadiums
The NRL has blamed the condition of Allianz Stadium as the reason for only 19,000 people turning up to watch the Cronulla sharks play the Penrith panthers last Friday night. “Mate it’s appalling what the fans have to put up… Read More ›
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Liberal Party Introduces 50% Quota For Bullies
Scott Morrison’s Liberal party has announced that it will introduce quotas into their candidate selection process to ensure that the party is always represented by at least 50% bullies. “We’ve heard what people have said about quotas and we’ve listened,”… Read More ›
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Hanson Tells 9 Year Old Anthem Girl To Meet Her Behind The Bike Sheds After School
Senator Pauline Hanson has issued a challenge to the 9 year old Queensland school girl who refused to stand up for the national anthem to meet her behind the bike sheds after school where it will definitely be on. “You… Read More ›
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Herald Sun Launches New Motto “We’re Not Racist But…….”
Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper has launched a new advertising campaign centered around it’s new motto, ‘We’re not racist but…….’ “Newspapers these days have to work hard to keep people’s interest,” said a Herald Sun Spokesperson. “We feel with our new… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce’s New Book Announced As A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars
Channel 10 has announced that the new season of Dancing With The Stars will feature former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce’s book as one of the contestants on the show. “We did approach Barnaby to be a participant on the… Read More ›
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