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Dutton Encourages Parents To Smack The Compassion Out Of Their Kids
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has directed Australian parents to ensure that they eradicate all compassion out of their children from a young age and to do so by smacking them if necessary. “We do not want a… Read More ›
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Political Correctness Sane Again After Taking Its Meds
The Twittishpere has breathed a sigh of relief over news that Political Correctness is sane once again after taking it’s medication. “It has been a rough couple of years for Political Correctness, what with every man and his blog declaring… Read More ›
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Abbott Stuns Party Room By Dropping The C Bomb On Colleagues
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has stunned colleagues by launching into a tirade in the party room that featured multiple “C bombs.” The tirade was triggered by Minister for Energy Josh Frydenburg’s National Energy plan. “It was very awkward and… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Appointed Minister In Charge Of Not Selling The ABC
The Turnbull Government has announced a new Ministerial appointment this week with former Prime Minister Tony Abbott being appointed the Minister for Not Selling The ABC. “I think Tony will do a marvelous job in helping us convey to the… Read More ›
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One Nation Books Telephone Booth For National Conference
Plans for the upcoming One Nation national conference were thrown into disarray recently as the party struggled to find a telephone booth in regional Australia to hold the conference. “Telstra should be ashamed about the lack of telephone booths left… Read More ›
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Real Estate Agents Lobby Government To Allow The Sale Of Human Organs
The Association of Australian Real Estate Agents has called on the Government to allow the sale of human organs so as to allow first home owners a way to enter into the market. “The average price of a house in… Read More ›
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