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IPA Tells Government To Consider Legalising Slavery
The Institute of Public Affairs has released a paper penned by Adjunct Fellow Walter Privilege that extols the merits of slavery, calling on the Government to consider instituting it. “We as a society are very quick to rule things out… Read More ›
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Greens Push To Legalise Cannibalism After Annual 420 Meeting
Greens leader and ‘federal joint chief’ Richard Di Natale told a smoke-filled Canberra party room on Friday that cannibalism needs to be decriminalised and legalised. “This day, the 20th of April, or 4/20 Day, we present our cornerstone policy; that… Read More ›
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Column: Alan Jones’ Guide To Being A Cook
Having hired Mark Latham our culinary columnist, then fired him that afternoon, The (un)Australian has found his replacement in Latham’s just published cookbook co-author and friend, radio broadcaster Alan Jones. Even though I am a very busy man and a very… Read More ›
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ARU To Replace Qantas With Westboro Baptist Church As Major Sponsor
Following the controversial remarks of Wallabies player Israel Folau, the ARU has announced that they will be replacing their naming rights sponsor Qantas with a brand that better reflects Folau’s views, the Westboro Baptist Church. “It’s a difficult situation we… Read More ›
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Latham Sacked As Cooking Columnist Following Confusion Over Crushed Nuts
Cooking columnist Mark Latham has today been let go by The (un)Australian following some confusion over the term crushed nuts and an unfortunate incident involving an intern. “It’s a bloody stitch up, the recipe said crush nuts so naturally I… Read More ›
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Column: Mark Latham’s Guide To Being A Cook
When those lefty freaks at The (un)Australian tweeted me to ask if I would write for them you could have knocked me over with a feather as I swore I’d blocked them. But then I got to thinking, you know… Read More ›
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