Author Archives
-
NSW Government To Lower House Prices By Making Sydney Unliveable
The NSW State Government has announced their housing affordability plan which centers around making the State unliveable for those that earn less than $100,000 per year. “Let’s face it the exploding population is leading to the demand for housing to… Read More ›
-
Vanilla Vegemite To Be Launched To Celebrate Australia Day
Following the success of Vegemite 2.0 and Vegemite chocolate it has been announced that vanilla Vegemite will be launched this week to commemorate Australia day. With jars to invade the shelves on Friday January 26th. “We always have our ear… Read More ›
-
Abbott Tips Sir Prince Philip To Be Named As Australian Of The Year
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has tipped Sir Prince Philip to be named as Australian of the year when the honour is announced later in the week on Australia day eve. “I think there is no better nominee than Sir… Read More ›
-
Bernardi Angrily Rips Down The Savage Garden Poster On His Bedroom Wall
Senator and aspiring DJ Cory Bernardi has angrily ripped down the Savage Garden poster that he had hanging above his bed. The move follows the band’s lead singer Darren Hayes condemning the Senator for using his music. “He was so… Read More ›
-
NSW Premier Promises To Make The Pokies Run On Time
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised all of the State’s residents that the upcoming train strike will have no effect on the State’s precious gambling industry. “I assure you all that we will move heaven and earth to make sure… Read More ›
-
Channel 7 Announces Hologram Hitler As Contestant On MKR
Channel 7 has announced that a hologram version of Adolf Hitler will be competing on the show My Kitchen Rules. “I think hologram Hitler will bring a lot to the show, it’ll definitely get people talking,” said a network spokesperson. “Also… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 