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Channel 9 To Release Commemorative Shaun Marsh Humble Pie
Fresh of his Ashes century the plaudits keep coming for West Australian batsman Shaun Marsh with news that Channel 9 will be releasing a new line of Shaun Marsh humble pie. Suitable for the Australian cricket fan who doubted the… Read More ›
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Cricket Australia Demands Australian Test Team Respect Other Cultures And Embrace Headbutting
Cricket Australia Boss James Sutherland today announced that the Australian cricket team would not be shaking hands with the English team at the end of the remaining Magellan Ashes test matches. Instead the Aussie players would be headbutting the opposition… Read More ›
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Hanson Stunned To Learn Kids Are Taught That The Foot Bone Is Connected To The Shin Bone
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed her disgust upon learning that school children are taught by Teachers that the foot bone is connected to the shin bone which is connected to the kneebone all the way up to the… Read More ›
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Channel 9 Cancels Don Burke’s Planned ARIA Appearance Replaces Him With Rolf Harris
The Nine network has reacted to the allegations made against former presenter Don Burke by cancelling all his appearances on the network including his planned appearance at the upcoming ARIA music awards. “We had Burkey pencilled in to join Darryl… Read More ›
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Bob Katter Condemns Elton John Over Crocodile Rock
Australian politician Bob Katter has condemned singer Elton John over his 1973 hit song Crocodile Rock claiming the song is pro-crocodile and anti-far north Queenslander. “Can you believe the hide on this fella, millions of people are in danger from… Read More ›
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Bernardi Demands Schools Teach That 40% Is Worth More Than 60%
Liberal party defector Cory Bernardi has issued a press release demanding that in light of the results of the Marriage Equality survey Australian schools must start teaching students that 40% is worth more than 60%. “It’s patently obvious to Myself… Read More ›
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