Hanson Stunned To Learn Kids Are Taught That The Foot Bone Is Connected To The Shin Bone

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed her disgust upon learning that school children are taught by Teachers that the foot bone is connected to the shin bone which is connected to the kneebone all the way up to the head.

“This is an absolute outrage, these pervy Teachers teaching kids about their bodies has no place in our schools,” said Senator Hanson. “Kids need to learn the basics, reading, writing and ignoring Science in favour of obscure blog posts and Youtube videos.”

“I am calling on the Prime Minister to review the Australian school curriculum straight away and might I suggest a man who knows more about education than there is to know Malcolm Roberts to lead the review.”

When pressed on what qualifications former Senator Malcolm Roberts had to lead a review in to education Senator Hanson replied: “Malcolm is very smart he has shown me all these degrees and certificates I mean he even has a doctorate from the ACME school of explosives. Other than Wil E Coyote who else has that qualification.”

Mark Williamson


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