One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed her disgust upon learning that school children are taught by Teachers that the foot bone is connected to the shin bone which is connected to the kneebone all the way up to the… Read More ›
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Bernardi Demands Schools Teach That 40% Is Worth More Than 60%
Liberal party defector Cory Bernardi has issued a press release demanding that in light of the results of the Marriage Equality survey Australian schools must start teaching students that 40% is worth more than 60%. “It’s patently obvious to Myself… Read More ›
Abbott: ‘Islam Contradicts Australian Values On Gay Marriage’
Member for Warringah, Tony Abbott has sent a stinging rebuke to Islam at a press conference held today, in the wake of the results of the postal survey on same-sex marriage. “Australia is a country of tolerance and acceptance,” Mr… Read More ›
Yes Vote Disqualified For Dual Citizenship
Yes has been ruled ineligible to win the SSM postal vote after admitting that it is a citizen of several other languages. “Yes has not taken any steps to denounce its citizenship of the French language where it is known… Read More ›
Abbott claims SSM Is A New Zealand Dual citizen
On the eve of the announcement of the results of Australia’s Sam Sex Marriage plebiscite, former Prime Minister Tony Abbott stated that the concept of marriage equality should be thrown out of politics, as it is a New Zealand based,… Read More ›
Dazed Tony Abbott Lucky That Tasmanian Only Attacked Him With One Head
Doctors say that Tony Abbott is fortunate that an irate Tasmanian was only able to headbutt him with one of his heads in an attack on the former PM in Hobart last night. “Tony could have sustained very serious injuries… Read More ›
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