With news yesterday of Australia’s submarine purchase speculation is now mounting on where they will be housed, with Alice Springs firming as a likely location despite currently being land locked. ”At this stage Alice Springs is indeed inaccessible by boat… Read More ›
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Star Casino To Roll Out Financial Education Program In NSW Schools
NSW Premier Gladys “Baccarat” Berejiklian has contracted the Star Casino to develop and deploy a financial education program for NSW schools. The move comes after reports surfaced of the Star Casino allowing underage people in to gamble. “It’s a no-brainer… Read More ›
ScoMo Exempts Degrees That Study How Good Captain Cook Was From Fee Rise
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has given a last minute reprieve to a rise in fees for Arts degrees that study how good Captain Cook was. ”I’ve heard the feedback that not everybody was enamored with my Government’s change to… Read More ›
Aussie School Kids Defend Their Performance In Maths With 12 Out Of 10 Of Them Thinking They Are On Par With Other Countries
Australian School kids have reacted angrily to a report suggesting that they are at least three years behind the leading countries in mathematics with 12 out of 10 of them taking to Instagram to complain about the study. “How can… Read More ›
Hanson Stunned To Learn Kids Are Taught That The Foot Bone Is Connected To The Shin Bone
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has expressed her disgust upon learning that school children are taught by Teachers that the foot bone is connected to the shin bone which is connected to the kneebone all the way up to the… Read More ›
Hogwarts Cuts Muggle Scholarships After Losing Gonski 2.0 Funding
The top private school in the wizarding sector has been forced to raise fees and stop awarding free education to selected muggles after having its funding dramatically cut under the governments new needs-based Gonski 2.0 program. “Those plants with human… Read More ›