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Channel 9 Promises To Fix Wage Concerns By Giving Karl Stefanovic A Pay Rise
The Nine Network has reacted to the loss of Today Show host Lisa Wilkinson by promising to fix all wage disparity concerns starting immediately by raising Karl Stefanovic’s pay. “We have heard the criticism levelled at us and we have… Read More ›
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One Nation Demands ABC Reveal What Colour Underwear Their Stars Wear
One Nation has demanded that the Turnbull Government take action to make the National broadcaster the ABC be more transparent and reveal what colour underwear their stars in particular their newsreaders wear whilst on-air. “The Australian people have a right… Read More ›
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Cronulla Woman Tells Shark To ‘Go Back Where It Came From’
A Cronulla woman has been caught on video violently deporting a shark from a local rock pool. The immigrant shark had breached the pool’s border, but was swiftly captured and ejected before it could attempt to claim asylum. “These sharks,… Read More ›
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Women Grilled On Responsibility For Sex Crimes
As more allegations come out against Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein, tough questions are being asked about how a system that lionises rich men and protects them from the consequences of their actions has allowed people like Mr Weinstein to continue… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Asks Alan Jones To Consider Getting Fracked
Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has held discussions with New South Wales Premier Alan Jones over the country’s energy crisis and suggested Mr Jones consider getting fracked. “A number of leading energy experts have told me that fracking prominent… Read More ›
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Hanson Demands Voters With A Triple Figure IQ Be Banned From Voting
Pauline Hanson fresh off calling for a ban on anyone under the age of 21 from voting has today demanded that anyone with an IQ over triple figures also be banned from voting. “Parliament should be for the average everyday… Read More ›
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