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Sydney Swans Delighted To Find Missing Fans On Back Of Bandwagon
The Sydney Swans have breathed a sigh of relief after their first finals win as it coincided with them locating a group of supporters previously thought missing in action. The supporters were found sitting towards the back of the swans… Read More ›
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Abbott Condemns North Korea For Going Nuclear Instead Of Coal
Opposition leader in waiting Tony Abbott has condemned North Korea for their use of nuclear weapons and called on the rogue State to consider an alternative, like coal. “The World is in such a hurry to ditch good old reliable… Read More ›
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Melbourne Demons Miss Out On Mad Monday Due To Booking Mix Up
The Melbourne Demons AFL team, left reeling after narrowly missing finals for the 11th year in a row, suffered a further blow after their Mad Monday plans fell through due to a double booking. “We rocked up to Young &… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Nominates Himself A White Ribbon Day Ambassador
Sydney shock jock Alan Jones has reacted to criticism over his continual attacks on prominent women, including Julia Gillard, Gladys Berejiklian and Clover Moore by declaring that he can’t be a misogynist as he himself is a White Ribbon Day… Read More ›
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Hanson To Enter Parliament Dressed As The Cash Cow To Protest Against Vegans
One Nation Senator and recent Ebay fanatic Pauline Hanson plans to dress up as the cash cow and sit in the Senate when parliament next sits in what she describes as a protest against vegans. “These vegans are terrorising the… Read More ›
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Richmond Fans Stunned To Learn That Football Is Played In September
Fans of the AFL club Richmond were stunned to learn that upon completion of the final round of the year that their side would continue playing throughout September. “Mate I’m stunned you know, I thought we play till the end… Read More ›
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