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Man Steps In Chewing Gum, ISIS Takes Credit
26-year-old Tasmanian man Luke Thomas was walking through Hobart Mall when he stepped in chewing gum, prompting him to convey his annoyance on both Facebook and Instagram. Upon hearing the news ISIS, or Daesh as they’re also known, released a… Read More ›
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Shorten To Consider Banning Foreign Investment In Sam Dastyari
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has told reporters that following the 4 Corner’s investigation into Chinese investment in Australian politics that he will consider banning all foreign investment into the burgeoning industry that is Sam Dastyari. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his thinking,… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Does Not Care About People Who Don’t Like Potatoes
Minister for Immigration and aspiring super villain, Peter Dutton sat down with The (un)Australian for a profile piece where he talked about his hopes, dreams and indifference towards people who don’t like potatoes. The Minister said of people’s food tastes: “Look Australia… Read More ›
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Schapelle Corby Devastated To Learn of Zoo Weekly’s Demise
With her arrival in Australia days away boogie board enthusiast Schapelle Corby has revealed her devastation upon learning of the demise of her favourite magazine, Zoo Weekly. Speaking to The (un)Australian Schapelle Corby explained her devastation, saying: “I know a lot of things… Read More ›
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Quadrant Magazine Defends Itself By Saying: “Yasmin Adbel-Mageid Started It”
Quadrant Magazine has defended publishing an article which called upon the ABC’s Ultimo offices to be bombed by stating that: “ABC Presenter Yasmin Abdel-Mageid started it by dissing Anzac Day.” Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for Quadrant magazine further defended the… Read More ›
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Bolt Calls For A Royal Commission Into The Treatment Of George Pell
Columnist Andrew Bolt has called for the Government to launch a Royal Commission into the police and public’s treatment of Cardinal George Pell. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained his call for a Royal Commission, saying: “I can’t… Read More ›
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