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Turnbull Amends 457 Visa To Allow Australia To Recruit Skilled Politicians
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced a change to the 457 working visa that will now make it easier for Australians to recruit skilled politicians from overseas. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Prime Minister explained the decision, saying: “A lot… Read More ›
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Kim Jong Un Calls For A Ceasefire To Allow The Easter Bunny To Visit North Korea
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has contacted the United Nations to organise a ceasefire of hostilities over the Easter weekend in order to allow the Easter bunny to visit his country. A spokesperson for the United Nations spoke… Read More ›
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Ray Hadley Calls Scott Morrison ‘A Meanie’ And Univites Him To His Birthday Party
Radio host and aspiring school bully Ray Hadley has declared that Treasurer Scott Morrison is a ‘big fat meanie’ and is no longer invited to Hadley’s birthday. The stoush occurred on the playground of Two G B Primary school, where… Read More ›
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Metamucil To Release Commemorative John Howard Blend
Fibre supplement maker Metamucil have announced their plans to release a commemorative John Howard blend onto the market. The move was said to be inspired after hearing about Bob Hawke branded beer. Speaking to The (un)Australian Metamucil CEO Bob Regular… Read More ›
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Turnbull Endorses The Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has joined the Greens in calling for a ban on the election day sausage sizzle. Mr Turnbull currently in northern NSW, helping clean up flood damage, one photo opportunity at a time, launched his anti-sausage… Read More ›
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Mark Latham To Launch Pro-Bullying Initiative ‘R U Dumb And Gay Day’
Former politician and now former televison host Mark Latham has announced to the world that he plans to bring back bullying in schools with the launch of his national day of action ‘R U Dumb And Gay Day.’ Speaking to The… Read More ›
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