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Pauline Hanson Worries Hump Day May Be Confused As Some Sort Of Middle Eastern Affair
One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has today warned her fellow Australians not to confuse hump day, the popular term for Wednesdays in the office as some sort of middle eastern affair. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her… Read More ›
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Australian Cricket Selectors Name Mitch Marsh Man Of The Series
The Australian Cricket selectors have unanimously agreed that Mitch Marsh is their pick for the Man of the Series award. Despite not being the highest run scorer, leading wicket taker or playing in all four tests. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
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One Nation Senator Appalled Parliamentary Swearing In Ceremony Doesn’t Involve Swearing
West Australian Senator Peter Georgiou was revealed today to be appalled over the lack of swearing that occurred at his swearing in ceremony to the Australian Senate. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Georgiou expressed his shock at the ceremony saying:… Read More ›
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Poll Reveals 92% Of All Workers Believe The Weekend Wasn’t Long Enough
In a poll conducted by The (un)Australian it was found that 92% of all office workers believe that the weekend wasn’t long enough, Sydney housing prices are too high and that it was probably Craig from accounts that stole Julie from shipping’s… Read More ›
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Abbott Calls For Cars To Be Manufactured With A Built-In Coal Fuelled Boiler
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘ideas man’ Tony Abbott has written an opinion piece in which he has said the secret to reviving Australia’s fortunes is to manufacture cars with built-in coal fuelled boilers. Speaking to The (un)Australian the former Prime Minister… Read More ›
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Sesame Street’s Autistic Muppet Prompts Hanson To Call For Vaccination Ban
Beloved children’s show Sesame Street has announced the introduction of a new autistic muppet character, which the show’s producers hope will help kids learn to interact better with autistic children. Although lauded by educational experts, renowned vaccination expert Australian Senator… Read More ›
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