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NSW Debt Free Following Big Win On The Pokies
The NSW Government has declared that the state budget is back in the black after a big win on the Queen of The Nile pokie machine over the weekend. Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian spoke to The (un)Australian about the win, saying: “The… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Put In Charge Of Fish Tank
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, fresh off a back flipping tour of Europe, has been announced as the head of a new fish tank, which has been bought and paid for by a wealthy benefactor to the Liberal Party. Speaking… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Asks The Swans And Storm To Join Him On A Victory Lap
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›
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The Australian School Of Eyebrow Grooming Awards John Howard Honourary Doctorate
Former Prime Minister and curer of insomnia, John Winston Howard has today been awarded an honourary Doctorate from the Australian school of grooming. The award is for his tireless devotion to raising awareness among males of the need to groom… Read More ›
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Majority Of Australians Should Be ‘Available As Food Source’, Says Peter Singer
Renowned Australian ethicist and vegan, Professor Peter Singer has declared it morally acceptable to eat the majority of Australian voters. Speaking from his office at Princeton University, the famed utilitarian philosopher, author of Animal Liberation and 27 other books, weighed… Read More ›
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Mike Baird Visits Flood Site, Weeps Over Lost Pokies Revenue
Visiting the town of Forbes to inspect the damage inflicted on the region due to floods, NSW Premier Mike Baird has broken down in tears over the potential loss of pokies revenue. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a distraught Premier said: “I… Read More ›
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