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Andrew Bolt Condemns The ABC For Employing Questionable Characters Like Himself
Herald Sun columnist and the most read blogger to ever appear before the courts Andrew Bolt, has today condemned the ABC for employing questionable characters, after it was announced that Bolt himself would be filming a documentary for the network. At… Read More ›
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Sherbert’s ‘Howzat’ Referred To Third Umpire
Australian band Sherbert’s 1976 appeal for a catch has been sent to the third umpire after on field officials could not decide if the batsmen was guilty of messing about. “Please check hotspot to for any evidence that the striker… Read More ›
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Alan Jones Calls For Boots On The Ground In Parramatta Stadium
Radio broadcaster and failed NRL coach Alan Jones called for Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to enlist the Australian Army in a “boots on the ground” invasion to secure Parramatta (Pirtek) stadium. The veteran broadcaster made the call for military intervention… Read More ›
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Justin Trudeau Freaked Out Over Malcolm Turnbull Liking All His Facebook Pictures
Canadian Prime Minister and star of Instagram Justin Trudeau has asked his country’s ambassador to Australia to convey to the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he is a little freaked out over Mr Turnbull liking all of his photos on… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton’s Mum Calls On The Other Kids In Parliament To Play With Her Son
Minister for Immigration and Border Protection Peter Dutton’s mum has today taken aside all members of the government and scolded them for not including her son in their games. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was singled out over his refusal to… Read More ›
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Rugby League Commentator Calls On UFC Stars To Treat Women Better Like League Players Do
Rugby league commentator and host of the award winning radio show Footy, Footy, Footy, Dogs and Footy, Woody Rothstream has today called on the stars of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) to be better human beings and to try modelling… Read More ›
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