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Shane Watson Reviews Decision To Retire
Australian cricketing all rounder and Guinness World Record Holder for the most calf strains ever suffered by a human being, Shane Watson will seek to appeal his own decision to retire from Test cricket. The move comes after Watson’s career being… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Congratulates ‘Jared From Subway’ On Making It To The NFL
Opposition leader and star of ABC TV’s Four Corners, Bill Shorten has issued a press release congratulating Jared from Subway on his successful transition from Australia’s National Rugby League (NRL) to America’s National Football League (NFL). When contacted by The (un)Australian to clarify… Read More ›
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Rupert Murdoch Announces That He Will not Be Standing As A Palmer United Party Candidate
Former Australian resident and professional Monty Burns look alike Rupert Murdoch has announced that he will not be returning to Australia to run as a Candidate for the Palmer United Party (PUP), at the next Federal election, which he hopes… Read More ›
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Greece To Advise Australia On Economic Growth
Officials from the treasurer’s office have contacted Greek officials in a bid arrest the collapse in Australia’s GDP growth. Australia’s headline growth has this week slumped to just 0.2 per cent. Economists fear that the slide in growth, as the… Read More ›
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Rolf Harris Writes Open Letter To Nick Kyrgios
Australian entertainer Rolf Harris, currently the artist in residence at Stafford jail, has taken time out from his daily beatings to pen an open letter to troubled tennis star Nick Kyrgios in a bid to get Nick back on track It follows Shane… Read More ›
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Parliamentary Gift Shop To Sell Peter Dutton Inspired Tin Foil Hats
Canberra’s parliamentary gift shop has announced that they will be stocking a new line of merchandise inspired by immigration minister and avid conspiracy theorist Peter Dutton with the launch of the Peter Dutton tin foil hat. The immigration minister this… Read More ›
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