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‘I Think I’m Getting The Start Of A Cold’ Recognised As Separate Virus
The germ responsible for the condition known as “I think I’m getting the start of a cold” has been isolated in the laboratory, researchers in Switzerland announced today. “This is an entirely different virus from the cold virus or the… Read More ›
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Government To Build The Bronwyn Bishop Memorial Helipad In Geelong
The government has today announced that following Speaker Bronwyn Bishop’s resignation a memorial helipad will be built in her honour in Geelong. Minister for Education and self-confessed Bronwyn-file Christopher Pyne spoke to The (un)Australian about the memorial and Bronwyn’s legacy… Read More ›
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John Howard Condemns Bronwyn Bishop’s Apology
Former Prime Minister and tragic cricketer, John Howard has this morning strongly condemned Liberal Speaker Bronwyn Bishop over her apology for false travel claims. Mr Howard’s condemnation stems from Bronwyn Bishop’s appearance this morning on radio where she belatedly apologised… Read More ›
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Google Launches Search Engine Specifically For Police Shootings Of Unarmed Civilians
It’s a common problem: A Facebook friend posts a video of police officers shooting an unarmed civilian, and that triggers a memory you have of a dashboard footage video of an even more wanton, unjustifiable police shooting of an unarmed civilian that… Read More ›
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TV Week Logie Awards To Be Telecast Live From Long Bay Jail
This year’s TV Week Logie Awards, or TV’s “night of nights” as it’s affectionately known as, will not be held in their usual location of Crown Casino but instead will be telecast live from Melbourne’s Long Bay Prison. A spokesperson… Read More ›
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Greece To Hold Olympics Every Year To Pay Off Debt
Greece’s finance minister revealed several new measures overnight to stop the country from sliding into bankruptcy and to keep it inside Eurozone. The new measures include holding the Olympics on a yearly basis, with Greece selling the franchise at least once per year… Read More ›
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