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ABC’s Q&A Rescinds Invite to Transformer Megatron To Appear On The Panel
ABC’s Q&A program courted controversy this week by having the first ever Australian charged under anti-terror legislation appear on the show and ask questions of the panel. The one-time terror suspect Zaky Mallah was involved in a heated exchange with… Read More ›
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Abbott Pleased His Misogyny Helps Bring Rudd And Gillard Closer Together
Prime Minister Tony Abbott is pleased to hear that his misogyny has helped bring warring former prime ministers Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard closer together. The news of Rudd and Gillard’s thawing of relations was revealed in episode three of… Read More ›
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Milo To Follow Cadbury’s Lead And Change Recipe
Nestle makers of iconic milk drink Milo have announced several changes to their recipe to appeal to new tastes. Head of Nestle marketing Mike Nesbitt told The (un)Australian that due to the changing tastes of the Australian palate, they have… Read More ›
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Mr Methane Appointed Australian Wind Farm Commissioner
British born “professional farter” Mr Methane has today been announced by the Abbott government as Australia’s first wind farm commissioner, narrowly tipping out radio broadcaster and hotly tipped favourite Alan Jones for the coveted position. A spokesperson for the government… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Asks To Be Knifed As Leader Sooner Rather Than Later
Federal Opposition leader and soon-to-be star of the ABC documentary The Killing Season Part 2, Bill Shorten has called on his ALP colleagues to rally together and knife him sooner rather than later. Mr Shorten spoke to The (un)Australian about his request to be knifed, saying:… Read More ›
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Kim Beazley Holds Celebration For 800 Year Anniversary of Magnum PI
Australia’s Ambassador to America and former Opposition leader Kim ‘Bomber’ Beazley has held a celebration at his Washington residence in honour of the 800 year anniversary of the TV show Magnum PI, which starred Tom Selleck. When contacted by The… Read More ›
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