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Australians Relieved: Chinese Slaves Make iPhones Not Just Hepatitis
Australians have expressed relief after it was revealed on ABC’s Four Corners program last night that Chinese slaves not only make hepatitis, but iPhones as well. ‘It’s good news,’ said Cynthia Hawkins of Box Hill, an owner of all things Apple…. Read More ›
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LibSpill: Vote For Bishop ‘ Will Offset Lack Of Women Everywhere’
Foreign Minister Julie Bishop has remerged this week as a serious challenge to the Prime Minister after secret polling suggested she could single-handedly solve the Liberal Party’s ‘woman problem’. Liberal backbenchers have told the (Un)Australian Ms Bishop now had the… Read More ›
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Teenager Right To Shout ‘I Wish I’d Never Been Born’, Climate Scientists Say
Anna Cleveland, a 16-year-old high school student from Manly on Sydney’s north shore, was entirely correct to shout “I wish I had never been born!” at her parents before storming into her bedroom and slamming the door, climate scientists said today…. Read More ›
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Glenn Mcgrath Detained Under New Terror Laws Over Alleged Links To ISIS
Former international cricketer Glenn McGrath was arrested yesterday after the introduction of a raft of new stringent anti-terrorism measures announced by Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Last week, photographs emerged of Mr McGrath posing with firearms, an action which, according to… Read More ›
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Malcolm Turnbull Marries Gillian Triggs
In a show of support for the much dejected and harassed President of the Australian Human Rights and Equality Opportunity Commission, Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull has gone ahead and married Professor Gillian Triggs. “I’ve always admired Gillian greatly,” said the minister… Read More ›
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Craig Emerson Makes Guest Appearance On Glee
The former Minister for Trade and President for Life of the parliamentary cross party musical theatre society Dr Craig Emerson has made a surprise cameo appearance in the Ryan Murphy comedy drama Glee as “the Minister for Music.” Dr Emerson… Read More ›
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