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• NSW Premier Personally Apologises To John Barilaro For Any Inconvenience Caused By The Train Strikes

  By theunozblog on 10/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (for now) Dominick Perrotet has issued a personal apology to the State’s number 1 citizen John Barilaro over any inconvenience that today’s train strikes may have had on him or his family. ”The Transport Union really needs to… Read More ›

• Peta Credlin’s Viewers, All 3 Of Them Want Her In Parliament

  By theunozblog on 05/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News Australia’s third highest rating presenter Peta Credlin has been buoyed today after her viewers, all 3 of them urged her to down tools and run for Parliament. With news that former PM Scott Morrison may be looking to… Read More ›

• Man Who Breached The Racial Discrimination Act Unsurprisingly Against Aboriginal Recognition In The Constitution

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Andrew Bolt a Sky News after dark host who’s show regularly attracts 10’s of viewers has come out to today against Aboriginal recognition in the constitution. Mr Bolt’s stance follows the TV show host and blogger’s 2010 court appearance where… Read More ›

• Prime Minister Albo Challenges Dutton To A DJ Off

  By theunozblog on 03/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister DJ Albo has challenged Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton to forego debates and instead battle it out on the decks with a DJ off. ”Boofhead and I will debate plenty in parliament over the next… Read More ›

• ScoMo Bemused By The Reaction He Gets When He Tells People He’s Off To The Prayer Room

  By theunozblog on 02/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has come home from his first day back at work bemused by his colleagues reaction to him telling them that he’s off to the prayer room. ”I was saying to Jen, people sure did… Read More ›

• Libs Blame Poor Polling On Public’s Fascination With Low Carb Diets

  By theunozblog on 01/08/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal party has blamed their leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton’s diabolically low popularity on the public’s fascination with low-carb diets. ”The public for years have been told that carbs are bad and worse than the devil,” said a… Read More ›