The National Gallery of Australia has announced that it will be selling the iconic Jackson Pollock artwork “Blue Poles” and replacing it with a square of carpet from the floor of the Wagga Wagga RSL Club. “The square of carpet… Read More ›
Arts
Sculptures By The Sea To Be Replaced With A ‘Pop-Up’ Casino On Bondi Beach
This year’s sculptures by the sea event has been cancelled and replaced by a pop-up casino to be run by Clubs NSW that will run the length of Bondi Beach. The announcement was made by New South Wales Premier Dominic… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called on Australia’s arts industry to come together and start organising some fundraising shows for the struggling coal industry, like they did for last summer’s bushfire victims. “We are all in this together,… Read More ›
Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political
A Shire dad is totally dismayed that his favourite band from the 1980s Midnight Oil have gone all woke with their new release “Gadigal Land”. “Mate what happened to the Oils, they used to do really cool rockers like “US… Read More ›
ScoMo Exempts Degrees That Study How Good Captain Cook Was From Fee Rise
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has given a last minute reprieve to a rise in fees for Arts degrees that study how good Captain Cook was. ”I’ve heard the feedback that not everybody was enamored with my Government’s change to… Read More ›
Musician In Critical Condition After Playing Recorder To Entertain Neighbours
A recorder player is fighting for his life in intensive care after attempting to entertain the fellow residents of his block of flats with an impromptu concert from his balcony. “Barry had seen those YouTube videos from overseas of opera… Read More ›
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