Thieves made use of the weekend’s Adele concerts to break into a vacant Sydney and steal everything of value, according to Police. “Sydney got home after the show to find the windows wide open and all the silverware missing,” said… Read More ›
Arts
Bonnie And Clyde Shot Down After Trying To Steal Oscar
Legendary outlaw couple Bonnie and Clyde have been ambushed in a hail of bullets after coming out of retirement to try to steal the Academy Award for best picture. “Ms Parker and Mr Barrow were attempting to make a getaway… Read More ›
Midnight Oil Accidentally Books Kevin Rudd Instead Of Xavier Rudd As Support Act
Australian rock band Midnight Oil fresh off announcing a new world tour has been left reeling today after learning that instead of booking musician Xavier Rudd as their support act they have instead booked former prime minister Kevin Rudd… Read More ›
Mel Gibson To Direct New Romcom Schindler’s List 2
Following the success of his movie Hacksaw Ridge, Mel Gibson was offered his choice of Hollywood movies to direct. Today, he announced that he will follow his heart and opt for his passion project – a romantic comedy titled Schindler’s… Read More ›
Finland Introduces Universal Basic Wage For Growly Heavy Metal Bands
Finland has become the first country in the world to trial the provision of an unconditional basic wage for all members of gravelly voiced heavy metal bands in the face of increased automation that threatens to displace the jobs of… Read More ›
Sculptures By The Sea To Be Replaced With A ‘Pop-Up’ Casino On Bondi Beach
This year’s sculptures by the sea event will close a week early due to storm damage and be replaced by a pop-up casino that will run the length of Bondi Beach. The announcement was made by New South Wales Premier… Read More ›
