Legendary outlaw couple Bonnie and Clyde have been ambushed in a hail of bullets after coming out of retirement to try to steal the Academy Award for best picture. “Ms Parker and Mr Barrow were attempting to make a getaway… Read More ›
Arts
Midnight Oil Accidentally Books Kevin Rudd Instead Of Xavier Rudd As Support Act
Australian rock band Midnight Oil fresh off announcing a new world tour has been left reeling today after learning that instead of booking musician Xavier Rudd as their support act they have instead booked former prime minister Kevin Rudd… Read More ›
Mel Gibson To Direct New Romcom Schindler’s List 2
Following the success of his movie Hacksaw Ridge, Mel Gibson was offered his choice of Hollywood movies to direct. Today, he announced that he will follow his heart and opt for his passion project – a romantic comedy titled Schindler’s… Read More ›
Finland Introduces Universal Basic Wage For Growly Heavy Metal Bands
Finland has become the first country in the world to trial the provision of an unconditional basic wage for all members of gravelly voiced heavy metal bands in the face of increased automation that threatens to displace the jobs of… Read More ›
Profoundly Dull Man Believes He ‘Has A Novel In Him’
Roger Atwood – no relation to poet, author and activist winner of the Arthur C. Clarke Award, Prince of Asturias Award for Literature, Booker Prize, and Governor General’s Award – has recently begun to confide to friends, acquaintances and work… Read More ›
Penis Drawn On Shire Man’s House Definitely A Banksy
A shire householder is 100% certain that a penis and balls spray painted on the front wall of his house is the work of ironic guerrilla graffiti artist Banksy. “While the satirical point that he is trying to make is… Read More ›
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