In news that is sure to rock the world of Australian granite sculpting, Lewisham sculptor/casual methamphetamine producer Michael Newman is set to unveil what he describes as a “long-overdue sequel” to the Mount Rushmore rock carving. The sculpture, entitled Mount… Read More ›
Arts
Australian Outrage At A Very Specific Type Of Abuser
A study released this month has found a direct correlation between outrage at celebrities’ domestic abuse charges, and musical collaboration with Pitbull (AKA Mr Worldwide). Chris Brown, who featured alongside the rapper on 2015’s ‘Fun’ will be denied entry to… Read More ›
Ice Epidemic A Bonanza For Scrawny And Sunken Eyed Actors
The current ice epidemic is proving to be a rich source of income for Australia’s most emaciated and haggard looking actors. “My agent gets three or four calls a week asking how I look going berko in a shopping mall,”… Read More ›
Which Bachelor Contestant Is Also A Violent Jihadist?
More controversy has engulfed The Bachelor, following claims that one of the ladies vying for Sam’s affections is a known terrorist, with affiliations with Al-Qaeda.The allegations were made by Vincent McIntyre, a blogger who runs a website focused on celebrity… Read More ›
Jane Austen Fan Not Catered For In Bookshop’s Fathers Day Stand
The kids of a shire father who really likes Jane Austen were disappointed today to find that their local bookshop has none of the author’s novels in amongst the display of books suggested as being ideal for dads. “Dad has… Read More ›
The Bill Cosby News Story Template
Editor’s note: At the (un)Australian, we endeavour to provide our readers with the most up to date information in the Bill Cosby scandal. Unfortunately, with new victims coming forward at an outrageous pace, no newspaper, not even one bankrolled by… Read More ›