The Federal Government has told the National broadcaster the ABC to cut back some of their audience and give it to the lowly rated Sky News channel. ”Look the ABC needs to learn to share with those less fortunate than… Read More ›
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Red Skins Renamed To Avoid Offending British Sunbathers
Nestles have taken their “Red Skins” lollies off the market in deference to offense the name may have caused to sunburnt British backpackers. “It’s no joke having to walk around Coogee looking like a lobster and having to wince in… Read More ›
Barnaby Very Keen For The Queensland Government’s Plan To Buy A Virgin
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has commended the Queensland Government on their plan to buy a Virgin, with the MP saying that he will be first in line for a ride. ”I don’t usually agree with the Palasczuk Labor… Read More ›
IPA Demands That The Government Stop Subsidising Low Income Workers And Instead Focus On The Rich
The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think-tank’ (sic) the IPA has demanded that the Government stop subsidising low to middle income earners and instead focus their bail out funds on looking after the richer members of society. ”There’s no use giving valuable… Read More ›
IPA Demands That The Government Allow Unemployed People To Sell Their Organs
The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think tank’ the IPA has called upon the Morrison Government to amend the laws to allow unemployed workers to be able to sell their organs. “There’s definitely a market for selling your organs, the only thing… Read More ›
Scotty Cam Forced To Do Stuff All Work From Home
The coronavirus crisis has forced Australia’s Apprenticeship Ambassador Scott Cam to carry out his duties of doing stuff all from the safety of his own home. “I’ve gone into lockdown and will have to find a way to do two… Read More ›
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