With the Anzac Day public holiday scheduled for Tuesday, Australian employees who forgot to book in Monday as a day off have spent the weekend working on their best sick voice in preparation for their morning call to the boss…. Read More ›
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Artists & Muso’s Urged To Put On Fundraisers For Australia’s Newly Taxed Billionaires
Australia’s artists and musicians have been urged to give back to society by putting on some fund raising shows to help out those effected by the changes to the Nation’s superannuation scheme. ”These changes to superannuation are brutal,” said Sky… Read More ›
RBA Rules That All Mortgage Holders Must Receive A Kick In The Groin Each Month To Stop Inflation
The Reserve Bank of Australia has ruled that all mortgage holders in Australia must receive a kick to the groin each month in a move that is designed to put a hold on inflation. ”We saw yesterday with Valentine’s day… Read More ›
Tenants Urged To Start Go Fund Me Accounts For Struggling Landlords
The Australian Landlord’s Association has called on all Tenants currently in a rental to start up a Go Fund Me account to raise funds for the Nation’s Landlords adversely effected by today’s rate rise. ”Today is such a dark day… Read More ›
Bank Of Mum And Dad Raise Interest To Three Phone Calls Home A Month
In Finance news today an Inner West couple has been rocked after the bank of Mum and Dad raised Interest from two to three phone calls home a month. ”Times are tough and my Wife and I aren’t getting any… Read More ›
Nation’s Real Estate Agents Tell Tenants To Hand Over Their Super Or Else
The Australian Real-estate Sales Executive (Arse) has spoken out in favour of Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison’s plan to allow people to use their superannuation to buy houses. ”What a great a way to help our members gain more… Read More ›
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