Australia’s leading pedophile advocate Andrew Bolt has demanded that every single Australian child be forced to sit on Cardinal Pell’s lap and apologise. The demand was made on Bolt’s blog at 2 am on the same day that the Royal… Read More ›
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Introvert Struggling To Find Excuses To Avoid Yet Another Video Call
A frustrated local introvert is wracking their brain for any excuse to avoid yet another video call request. The requests seem to come dozens of times each day, as energy draining extroverts seek any excuse to break the boredom of… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On Its Viewers All 6 Of Them To Get Out And Protest The Lockdown
Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the broadcaster particularly aggrieved that playing golf has been banned in the state of Victoria. “It’s time to stop all… Read More ›
Sky News Hoping To Crack The Elusive Triple Figures Viewership Numbers With Pell Interview
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading interviewers convicted racist Andrew Bolt interviews the recently released Cardinal George Pell. ”This is a very exciting… Read More ›
Pell Ecstatic To Once Again Be Free To Touch The Children Of Australia
Cardinal Pell has talked of his relief at being released from prison, following the overturning of his conviction by the High Court. The Cardinal spoke enthusiastically about being allowed to once again reach out and touch the children of Australia…. Read More ›
Bolt Demands That The Nation’s Parks And Playgrounds Be Opened For George Pell
Australia’s ‘most-read blogger’ and aspiring detective Andrew Bolt has called upon the Nation’s leaders to cancel the Australia-wide lock down and open up the country’s parks and playgrounds from tomorrow, as he anticipates that disgraced Cardinal George Pell will be… Read More ›
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