News network Sky News has announced it’s plans to host a nation wide candlelight vigil on behalf of victims of surprise eggings. The vigil follows elected (sic) Senator Fraser Anning’s egging over the weekend. “In times like these it’s easy… Read More ›
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Radio Stations Refuse To Play George Pell Records
Radio stations all over the world are refusing to play the music of George Pell after the former archbishop of Melbourne was jailed for child sexual abuse. “In light of his conviction we can’t in good faith play any of… Read More ›
World’s Men Celebrate “International Let’s Make This All About Us Day”
Men from all four corners of the globe have awoken today excited by the prospect of celebrating another International Let’s Make This All About Us Day. “This is our one day of the year where all the good men are… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Charged With “Contempt Of Readership”
Herald-Sun word processor operator Andrew Bolt has been charged with “Contempt Of Readership” over articles questioning the conviction of George Pell. “The judicial system of Victoria takes the disrespect of the court of public opinion very seriously,” said Victorian Attorney… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Its Viewers To Get Behind George Pell, All 12 Of Them
Niche news channel Sky News has sent out a rally cry for all of it’s viewers to get behind convicted pedophile George Pell. The network was hopeful of reaching all of it’s viewers, all 12 of them. “It’s times like… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2018
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list… Read More ›